Birthday Fun!

10/5/04

Dear Diary,

My friends are the best! They made my birthday so much fun! Even the ones that couldn't come had good reasons (the joke's on them, Diary, because my mom got us all party favors from the Hello Kitty store! Cool party favors like Cinamaroll and Hello Kitty stickers, pencils, gum, and candy!).

Among other stuff (one of which was NOT the Giants winning the division - poopy Dodgers - Steve Finley is a meany), I got my Kogepan doll, thanks to Justina who's the leader of the theatre group in high school. Debbie, who hates Claire and her cool-girl girlfriends, tried to get me a Trapper Keeper to make me cool and give me a place to put all of my stickers but couldn't find one because I guess they don't make Trapper Keepers anymore (God, I guess Claire and her friends are so much cooler now since they have those fresh velcro folders). Craig got me a book called Light Sleeper screenplay by Paul Schrader. On the cover is that funny looking guy who played the Green Goblin in Spiderman. Katie got me a subscription to www.NetFlix.com but since my parents have put all the parental controls on the internet, I don't even know what netflix.com is. I wonder if it's a porn site. Katie has always been a little bit edgy. And then I got a lot of beer. I don't know what I'm going to do with all of this beer. I hear it makes you feel funny, it tastes like pee, and that it makes you fat. Ethan and Laura got me the beer of the month club, Zanne and Marisa actually bought me beers that my dad confiscated. I was smart enough to hide one away under my pillow. It seems to be calling to me right now. Maybe I should open it and taste it.

EEEEWWWW! It tastes like bubbly pee!

MMMMMMMM! But I feel like floaty!

I must be drunk.

I luv my frienz!

*burp*,
David